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Moving on, thanks to all you who were eager to relive the days of technologies past and discuss the video games that made your childhood memorable. Lot of Pong players out there. Asteroids, too. And I’m glad. My superhuman thumb strength wouldn’t be what it is today if it wasn’t for those rainbow-colored blobs flying through space just waiting to be destroyed by the triangle that shoots little white dots. Fantastic.
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