I need bowling lessons. I am terrible and I’m sick of it. I play in a league with some old friends every other Friday night, and while we’re not the least bit serious about bowling, I’d still like to stop being horrible at it. I’m just a basic straight roller and I want to be one of those guys who can throw the curvy ball that always works. I just googled ‘bowling lessons’ and found nothing. Why aren’t people out there giving out private lessons? Seems like a nice little business idea – too bad I suck at it otherwise I’d offer lessons. Someone could corner the bowling-lessons-for-32-year-old-guy-with-beer-gut market. I’m gonna watch some video of curvy-ball-throwers, strap on my iPod and go practice.
So getting to the QPON this week, I’m sad to say that the hit QPON ‘PERFECT STRANGERS’ is now expired. I will offer though, a new QPON ‘GUTTER BALLZ’ and knock 5 bucks off of any repair for the next week or two. Just email me at firstname.lastname@example.org with your order number and I’ll apply the 5 dollar discount. As always, this does not apply to any diagnostic service, only repairs.