Bald Bumz 2 electric boogaloo

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Geez finally.    The time has come and I’m headed to vacation.    Leaving for Mexico Sat morning for 7 nights of fun in the sun.    I need it bad.

This winter has been particularly brutal here in KC.   In fact, I have lived here my entire life — 33.5 years and this has been the worst winter ever.    Deathly cold, snowy, icy, grey at all times.    I can’t take it anymore.

So I’m headed to Cancun.    Snorkel gear purchased, doing laundry tonight, getting the luggage out.    Can’t wait.   I guess the last time I left the country was this time last year when my then girlfriend and I went on a Caribbean cruise.    Oh yeah, I am now engaged, so she is my fiancé.   Gotta watch the terminology now.

Anyway, I’ll be back in a little over a week, and it’s time for a QPON.   How about we do the QPON ‘PIÑA COLADA’ for 6 bucks off of your order.    For those of you unfamiliar with my QPONS this is how it works:   Place an order on our site for a flat-rate repair service DIAGNOSTIC SERVICES ARE NOT APPLICABLE! Email me the QPON ‘PIÑA COLADA’ and your order number to and I’ll apply the QPON and you’ll be on your merry way.

I’ll see ya when I get back.    Word up to my bald brothas (Keith) – remind me to bring a hat so I don’t ruin my bald head.    Until next time….


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